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"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'