Morbid Curiosity Enthusiasts Mugs

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'