Morbid Curiosity Lover Mugs

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Extreme Sisyphus

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Can I get a box for this?'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

PODs Venn Diagram

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

Genie in a trash can.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

Death model.

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

Circus News

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."