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"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'Secondhand smoke.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Museum of Bones

Plasma Ball

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

"Don't even think about it."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The Hooligan.

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Jerry's dancing dogs