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Death's Kin

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

The Fall of Gnome

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Decaying corpse

'Can I get a box for this?'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Death Watch

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Have you seen this toaster?

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Death model.

Death Guard

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Twisters

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

Skull-like man in a top hat.

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

With smoking banned, what left for me to look forward to? Just drinking myself to death?

"I'll be right back. If you need anything just yell."

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'Barlow must be the dessert.'