Absurd Art Enthusiast Gifts

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Had enough of the box.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Valet park only"

"Who's next?"

One way only.

"It's my helper trout!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I like fountains very much!"

'You need some stress.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Man guarding a written border.

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Bad dog!"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Nikolai Gogol

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'