Absurd Art Lovers Gifts

A horse contemplates what to wear

Tourists and their Pets.

"He was a sea rescue."

Extreme Sisyphus

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Outré or simply bad?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Breakfast surreal.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

PODs Venn Diagram

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

River Source

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

'Going down?'

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

'Go long!'

Genie in a trash can.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October