Macabre Art Lover Pillows

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Death Guard

Decapitation vending machine only 50c (that's quite a bargain!).

'He wanted to be active and useful in the afterlife, so we put his ashes in this hourglass.'

Decaying corpse

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Fall of Gnome

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Bloody Graffiti."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Poetry reading nightly

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Private View.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Mom!!"

Meet the Artist

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Skeleton Portrait Painting