Mind-bending Art Lover Gifts

Man falling down neverending staircase.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Say hello to my little friend."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cactus seats.

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Amateurs."