Mind-bending Art Lover Gifts

Man falling down neverending staircase.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The americanisation of vulture.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cactus seats.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature