Art Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"The overthinker"

"Say hello to my little friend."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.