Art Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Rodin's Thinker.