Humorous Art Aficionado Gifts

Boxer Dog

Had enough of the box.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Formal Street Artist

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

New Silk Road,

Pennybags Monster

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Artist in formaldehyde

Micromanagement

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"It was a gift from god."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Mutant coronavirus

"I can't get no disinfection."

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

Complementary Colors

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Dizzy Spider

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Covid-19 Mask Fashions

Maurice Barres