Humorous Art Aficionado Gifts

Boxer Dog

Had enough of the box.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Exhibition for Prisoners

The Formal Street Artist

New Silk Road,

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

Artist in formaldehyde

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Micromanagement

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

The Hudson River School of Art.

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Dizzy Spider

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Maurice Barres

Covid-19 Mask Fashions

Nigel Farage