Artistic Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

David Niven caricature

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

The Formal Street Artist

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Eugene Delacroix

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Cat reading Rommel biography.

New Silk Road,

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Pennybags Monster

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I hear voices in my head.'

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

Leos Janacek

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"It was a gift from god."

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"I can't get no disinfection."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Paint by numbers stained glass windows