Artistic Humor Lover Gifts

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"My exact words were 'may I paint you in the nude.'"

"Hey, look! hey hey…. I'm pretending to be a statue!! Hey, look!!"

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

"Does this coat make me easier to draw?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'Your test results have come in - and as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

Artist creates 'Absurdly flattering caricatures' for £10.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Maud Welzen

The first art critic

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

David Niven caricature

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

Eugene Delacroix

'I hear voices in my head.'

Leos Janacek

Artist in formaldehyde

Dave :)

"He looks so relaxed."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

Complementary Colors

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Georges Seurat

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).