Artistic Humor Lover Pillows

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"My exact words were 'may I paint you in the nude.'"

"Hey, look! hey hey…. I'm pretending to be a statue!! Hey, look!!"

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

"Does this coat make me easier to draw?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'Your test results have come in - and as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

Artist creates 'Absurdly flattering caricatures' for £10.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

The first art critic

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

David Niven caricature

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Eugene Delacroix

Leos Janacek

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Dave :)

"He looks so relaxed."

Artist in formaldehyde

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Georges Seurat

'Must be the footnotes.'

'It would help if you took this portrait seriously, Your Majesty.'

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Picasso plastic surgery.

Brush With Death