Art Humor Lover Pillows

'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

Everyone's A Critic

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"He looks so relaxed."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Complementary Colors

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Georges Seurat

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Mike Rutherford

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Again, you don't need all the smell lines.

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

Picasso plastic surgery.

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

'It would help if you took this portrait seriously, Your Majesty.'

Brush With Death

Pavement Artists

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.