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Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Artist in formaldehyde

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

David Niven caricature

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"It's obviously an original."

The Formal Street Artist

Eugene Delacroix

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Leos Janacek

The first art critic

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Complementary Colors

Thinking about TV.

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

Georges Seurat

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."