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Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Artist in formaldehyde

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

David Niven caricature

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Eugene Delacroix

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"It's obviously an original."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The first art critic

Leos Janacek

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

The Hudson River School of Art.

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'You're messing with my head.'

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

Thinking about TV.

Georges Seurat

"I can't draw horses."

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

'Must be the footnotes.'