Art Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

The Formal Street Artist

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

New Silk Road,

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Micromanagement

Artist in formaldehyde

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

The Hudson River School of Art.

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Maurice Barres

First wave, second wave, perminenet wave.

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

Nigel Farage

Europe milking Russia

Mike Rutherford

"Thanks for reaching out."