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Guilt trip.

Pavement Artists

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

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David Niven caricature

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Eugene Delacroix

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

New Silk Road,

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Artist in formaldehyde

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

The first art critic

Leos Janacek

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"It was a gift from god."

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'You're messing with my head.'