Art Joke Enthusiast Mugs

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

New Silk Road,

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

Micromanagement

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Artist in formaldehyde

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Maurice Barres

Europe milking Russia

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

Nigel Farage

First wave, second wave, perminenet wave.

"Thanks for reaching out."

Hunter's Hat Shop