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'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

Everyone's A Critic

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

"He looks so relaxed."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Georges Seurat

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

Picasso plastic surgery.

'It would help if you took this portrait seriously, Your Majesty.'

Brush With Death

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

Pavement Artists

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

Riding a Teapot

"- It's some conceptual cave art."