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"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"He looks so relaxed."

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

The first art critic

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Artist in formaldehyde

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Complementary Colors

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Poisoning

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Georges Seurat

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Mike Rutherford

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'