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"Go on. Throw the stick."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Mike Rutherford

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

Standing on sheets of paper.

Brush With Death

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Picasso plastic surgery.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Walka Walka

"It's a good life, if you don't mind swimming in circles"

A letterbox sticks out its tongue.

Riding a Teapot