Lover Of Humorous Art T-Shirts

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

Just Browsing.

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

The Hudson River School of Art.

Artist in formaldehyde

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Complementary Colors

Golfer in a tree.

Gonna Suck

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Up Pariscope.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Could you give me big tits?'

Mike Rutherford

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

I can't wait for TV to be invented...

Karen of Bethlehem