Lover Of Humorous Art Pillows

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

The Formal Street Artist

Just Browsing.

Artist in formaldehyde

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Up Pariscope.

Golfer in a tree.

Gonna Suck

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Could you give me big tits?'

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

I can't wait for TV to be invented...

Picasso plastic surgery.

Brush With Death