Fan Of Humorous Art Pillows

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

"It's a good life, if you don't mind swimming in circles"

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just Browsing.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Artist in formaldehyde

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Gonna Suck

Up Pariscope.

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

Georges Seurat

'Could you give me big tits?'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Picasso plastic surgery.

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

I can't wait for TV to be invented...

'It would help if you took this portrait seriously, Your Majesty.'