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'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

"It's a good life, if you don't mind swimming in circles"

A letterbox sticks out its tongue.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Just Browsing.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Artist in formaldehyde

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

Complementary Colors

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Up Pariscope.

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Gonna Suck

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

Georges Seurat

'Could you give me big tits?'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'

Mike Rutherford

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'