Lover Of Humor In Art Pillows

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

The Blogger.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Do Not Sneer.

"My art speaks for itself."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'