Lover Of Humor In Art Pillows

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Sea Horse outside saloon

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Artist in formaldehyde

The Hudson River School of Art.

The first art critic

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Complementary Colors

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"Go on. Throw the stick."

The Blogger.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Do Not Sneer.

"My art speaks for itself."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Mike Rutherford

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'