Humor In Art Pillows

Sea Horse outside saloon

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

The Sculptor

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Warhol Exhibit

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's obviously an original."

Just Browsing.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

Artist in formaldehyde

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'You're messing with my head.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Gonna Suck

Junk Art

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"