Humor In Art Gifts

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

The Sculptor

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Warhol Exhibit

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Just Browsing.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Artist in formaldehyde

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'You're messing with my head.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water