Art And Humor Gifts

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Warhol Exhibit

"It's obviously an original."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

The Formal Street Artist

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

Artist in formaldehyde

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Thinking about TV.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'You're messing with my head.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

The Blogger.