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"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

The Formal Street Artist

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Warhol Exhibit

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Artist in formaldehyde

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Complementary Colors

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Thinking about TV.

The Blogger.