Art Humor Lovers Gifts

"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"He looks so relaxed."

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

The Hudson River School of Art.

The first art critic

Artist in formaldehyde

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Poisoning

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Georges Seurat

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.