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"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

David Niven caricature

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Medusa's baby picture

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Eugene Delacroix

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Artist in formaldehyde

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The first art critic

The Hudson River School of Art.

Leos Janacek

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

'It's all right, dear - He has artistic license.'

'Abstract painting.'

Complementary Colors

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Georges Seurat

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

Mike Rutherford

'Must be the footnotes.'

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."