Artsy Humor Appreciator Gifts

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

David Niven caricature

Gustav Holst

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Eugene Delacroix

Medusa's baby picture

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Shakespeare Project

D. H. Lawrence

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Leos Janacek

Artist in formaldehyde

Anthony Trollope

The first art critic

'I hear voices in my head.'

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Complementary Colors

'Abstract painting.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

Greetings cards copy writer's block.