Artistic Humor Gifts

Microbe World

A prisoner pulls out his heart.

Peephole for the blind.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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David Niven caricature

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

Eugene Delacroix

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Monet At Open Mic Night

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic