Art Humorist Gifts

Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

'These days cave art is all violence, violence, violence!'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'...I think you've really lost your perspective.'

Thinking about TV.

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

believe it or not but he used to be a gag cartoonist

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"It's obviously an original."

'This unfinished work is titled 'Contagious Woman Reclining'. The painter died before completion.'

'Oh, that's one of my earlier pieces.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"I can't draw horses."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"