Artistic Humorists Gifts

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"Puss in cement boots"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Gustav Holst

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"It's obviously an original."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Murphy bed...Murphy.