Artistic Humorists Gifts

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"Puss in cement boots"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Medusa's baby picture

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'