Humorous Artists Gifts

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Fishing from the Pier

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Newton discovers surrealism

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Dave :)

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...