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"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Fishing from the Pier

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Newton discovers surrealism

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Dave :)

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'