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Cartooning

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The Eggsorcist"

Fishing from the Pier

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Elevator Music

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"The last doggy bag."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."