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"You moved!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Fishing from the Pier

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"The last doggy bag."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Dave :)

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

Thinking about TV.