Live Art Humorist Pillows

"You moved!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

Fishing from the Pier

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"The last doggy bag."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

Dave :)

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Thinking about TV.

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."