Contemporary Art Humorist Pillows

"He's the laziest self-publicist in the art world."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Monet At Open Mic Night