Contemporary Art Humorist T-Shirts

"He's the laziest self-publicist in the art world."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Football Chameleon

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Medusa's baby picture

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'