Humor Loving Artist Gifts

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"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Thinking about TV.