Laugh-loving Artist Gifts

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's obviously an original."

Medusa's baby picture

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Tragedy and Material

Dave :)

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'You're messing with my head.'

'Abstract painting.'

Thinking about TV.