Laugh-loving Artist Gifts

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Tragedy and Material

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Dave :)

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'You're messing with my head.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Cartooning

Thinking about TV.