Pun-loving Artist Gifts

'I like it!'

Do it yourself books.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Cat punishement.

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

'At least it's a dry heat'

"I'm unable to process this image."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

'Phht! This activist judge wont throw the book at him. He just tosses it underhand.'

'Oh, I don't paint -- I'm a make-out artist!'

Ship Modelers in Damnation

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

Hamster Cello tape.

"The only person who is going to be able to make any sense of this trial is the sketch artist."

Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

Missionary Helper.

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

'Property: We do flats' 'tyres: We do flats'