Laugh-loving Legend Gifts

Tragedy and Material

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'You are here' T-shirt,

"Mildred, who haven't I fired yet?

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

Ross Noble

"It's just the milk talking."

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).