Laugh-out-loud Enthusiast Gifts

Canned Laughter

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cariactures

Do Not Resuscitate

Speed Dating for Turtles

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'